FUCK ME

FLUID

The home coming your fluidity has been fucking screaming for

The future is fluid

Can you feel it?

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A luscious 12 week Immersion for fluid babes that are living outside heteronormativity.

Feel safe within your fullest sexual expression so that you can experience way more pleasure and connection with yourself and lovers.

Image: Frida Khalo and her gf at the time, Chavela. Circa 1950 - Photographed by Tina Modotti. Posted on Instagram by @thehistoricalhomo

Do you live in the realms of fluidity?

And are you sooo fucking over someone or something outside of yourself dictating how you should be feeling or showing up within your sexuality?

Do you feel like sometimes your body and your sexuality is not your own?

Do your thoughts, feelings or emotions stop you from having the sex that you desire?

Do you feel shame or shut down when it comes to expressing your authentic sexuality?

Do you feel unsafe when you have sex or within the way that your sexual energy wants to be expressed?

Do you notice your body shutting down around certain people, genitals or energies?

Do you experience anxiety around being fully yourself and letting your sexuality shine through?

Are you fully craving feeling safe within your true sexual essence and experiencing mind-blowing pleasure?

Do you dream about being wild and soooo damn you and being so fucking connected to your body and how ever the fuck your sexuality is showing up day to day moment to moment?

 
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If your body answered YESSS to any of the above questions …

This

Is

For

You

Artwork by the luscious @flowsofly

Hiiiiii, hey, hello! I’m Jordana, a queer sex coach that was literally put on this Earth to guide queer bodies into the depths of their safety so that they can be empowered within all intersections of their gender and sexuality and truly fucking experience mind blowing pleasure with themselves and others.

Why I am so obsessed with this work?

Well firstly, I grew up deep in purity culture - like I literally thought God was watching and judging me 24/7 and at a very young age felt shame around touching myself. I often cried to my parents because I knew (according to Sunday school) that I was going to hell.

I had my first gf when I was 16 and was so relieved when she cheated on me because I felt like it was a light punishment from God. It was always very glorified in my family when I dated people with penises and I was rewarded for this behaviour. Even to this day when I am going through heart break with people with pussies I get the sort of acknowledgment from family like it can’t be that intense - they were just your friend.

I fucking know how much family validation weighs on the nervous system because feeling safe within the family dynamic means survival and when that is threatened protection mechanisms come to the surface causing sexual shutdown.

I also have the lived experience of being fluid af within my sexuality and this being totally invalidated by partners of all genders which in the past has caused greater confusion around my orientation.

Creating deep nervous system safety around my true authentic sexual expression has expanded my capacity to receive pleasure.

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All bodies deserve to experience deep safety within the queer/fluid intersections of their sexuality

Artwork by @flowsofly

Are you ready to feel empowered within your fluidity?

I’ve found for myself and my clients

That viewing my sexuality as ALIVE and embodying an empowering sexual story alleviates anxiety around living outside of heteronormativity. This allows the body to relax and open up to mind blowing pleasure.

You get to be a fuck YES for however your sexuality is showing up moment to moment.

Fuck me Fluid

Themes

 
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Creating an empowering sexual story.

owwwwfffff!! Honestly this is where is all starts..

We were born into a world that heavily glorifies the themes and constructs of heteronormativity and purity culture. The layers of these constructs are embedded like neon signs into most things that we consume and have therefore created certain belief systems that most likely run the way we feels towards our sexuality.

Integrating and digesting these belief systems is a huge part of this magical immersion ..because truly witnessing and accepting that things outside of ourselves have been dictating the way we relate with our sexuality creates SO MUCH SPACE for new sexual stories to be formed.

By that I mean understanding how you want to feel within your fluidity and creating a belief system to embody.

That actually fucking serves you

Having an empowering belief system for the way that your sexuality wants to be expressed in this lifetime is paramount for you living in this lush sovereignty.

It is my truest belief that being fluid within your sexuality or gender is such an honourable journey of human sovereignty and all genders and sexuality outside of heteronormativity will be honoured deeply within this container.

Photograph from the @thehistoricalhomo

 
 
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Embodied safety around sexual fluidity.

Gahhhh! I know I bang on and on about safety. Because you babes, without nervous system safety there is not the foundation that is needed for the free flow and expansion that being fluid requires.

Like I have spoken about previously when the nervous system deems that something is unsafe - it will create a protection mechanism usually in the form of a feeling or sensation to make us question what we are doing and essentially stop us in our tracks.

Because belonging in society means survival to our nervous system - living outside of the norm usually indicates danger and yep, up goes a protection mechanism.

In this immersion I will be teaching you how to recognise these mechanisms, and train the nervous system to feel safe with however your sexuality desires to express itself.

Artwork by @flowsofly

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Pleasure expansion.

Now the yummy part! Jks its all going to yummmm!! and fun! Sooo now that you actually have a story that aligns with your sexuality and owwwff babe, you feel embodied safety…. yep, you got it FULL BODY ORGASMS HERE WE COME.

If that’s what you want and honestly now that you do feel safe the body can RELAX and OPEN up to pleasure.

And you know what to do when you feel a shutdown happening.

This is you feeling empowered af within your sexuality.

This is you loving and seducing your too muchness and your not enough ness.

This is you being a big fuck yess for your truest expression and opening up to your own capacity to receive pleasure from that place.

Photograph from @thehistoricalhomo

 

The juicy breakdown 

A 12 week immersion - Starting June 15


  • 6 biweekly themed modules to work through - these  include a lecture series, journaling and a yummy af pleasure practice/ meditation (modules will come out on weeks 1,3,5,7,9,11) - The themes are as follows.

    • Creating an empowering sexual story - understanding and processing internalised heteronormativity 

    • The underworld of sexual suppression 

    • Boundaries and deep nervous system safety 

    • Embodying the fluid archetype - being seen in your fullest expression 

    • Pleasure and holiness - opening up to expanded pleasure 

    • Living a turned on life 

  • 6 Biweekly Live practices - these are a combination of the ancient teachings from Tantra and Taoism, and include breathwork, pleasure practices and deep nervous system resets. These live practices will be to deepen and further integrate the module themes so that you can feel fully supported to deeply embody living in the fullest expression of your sexuality (live practices will be happening on weeks 2,4,6,8,10 & 12)

  • 6 lush group Q & A / processing calls - to create deeper clarity and to bring any questions. And to be in the group energy, which you know is going to be straight up fucking FIRE!! (These will be held on the same weeks the modules being released)

  • Incredible facebook group - to be seen and witnessed, share wins and get support through out the immersion. 


There will be lots of bonus magical things through out this that I will announce when they pop into my Pussy! 


Okay okay okay, I hear you…so what is this going to cost? And don’t worry my fluid hunny babes! I have got your back <3

The investment options are;

VIP - includes immersion in addition to six 1:1 coaching sessions with Jordana Ezra.

$4997 AUD

OR immersion only

$1947 AUD

Alternatively, spread your investment across three monthly payments of $699 for more flexibility. First payment due at time of confirmation.

If you are reading this and you’re all lit up and desire to claim a VIP spot or have a call with me to get any further questions answered book here.